Get a New Brain and Then Go to Bed.

I can barely remember any of my successes, but my failures stay with me like burrito stink on my beard. What evolutionary purpose is this trick of the mind serving? Is it trying to encourage me not to make the same mistakes? What good is that? Isn't it just as important to really remember the things that were key to your successes? I guess not. My searches on ebay for a cheap, reverse-engineered brain have not been fruitful - which is sort of surprising.